Baldness and Certs

You know, life will never cease to come up with more dumb stuff when you least expected and you know what, they never seem to stop making me laugh - of getting high on penguin, to getting high on Dodo. Now what? Well, it's "get bald and get a certificate".

Well, you heard the story, you've read the newspaper - Johor students are going to get bald and all of em' will get a certificate for unwillingly cut their hair monk-style.

Anyway, my school saw this news as "a step to achieve zero defect". Being kiasu and nerd, they chose to make this haircut a must for all students, and of course, starting from prefects. HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!

Anyway, seeing that almost nobody followed it, they thought off a better plan. "We shall give them certificate". And there goes the dumb idea - get a haircut ala johor style and get a certificate as a sign of appreciation.

WHAT

THE

HELL!

Firstly, "we" are not SO desperate for certificate to the point where we wanted to be bald. I mean, wth, they're better off asking us to shave our hair under our armpit than to make our heads look like an egg.

Imagine someone interviewing for a high-post and use that certificate in his resume.

CEO : So, why do think you are liable for this job?
Josh : Because I was once bald and I have a certificate for it.
CEO : -.-"""

Such chio-istic idea