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Went blog-hunting and found this.. It's kinda cool and funny XD cracks me up realll good

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ngo Choon Wei!

1. US gold coins used to say 'In Ngo Choon Wei we trust'!
2. Half a cup of Ngo Choon Wei contains only seventeen calories.
3. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Ngo Choon Wei!
4. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Ngo Choon Wei had to pay a special Ngo Choon Wei tax!
5. Ngo Choon Wei is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Ngo Choon Wei!
7. Over half of Americans are officially Ngo Choon Wei!
8. Without Ngo Choon Wei, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
9. Ngo Choon Wei has three eyelids.
10. Originally, Ngo Choon Wei could not fly!

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LOL, wtf.. some are true XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Umair!

1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Umair!
2. Worldwide, Umair is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
3. By tradition, a girl standing under Umair cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
4. Umair, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
5. Umair can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
6. The opposite sides of Umair always add up to seven.
7. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Umair into a volcano it would stop erupting.
8. The condom - originally made from Umair - was invented in the early 1500s.
9. It's bad luck to put Umair on a bed.
10. Umair can taste with his feet.

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD LOL LOL LOL!!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lee Zhi Wei!

1. The international dialling code for Lee Zhi Wei is 672!
2. Lee Zhi Wei is the largest of Saturn's moons.
3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Lee Zhi Wei!
4. To check whether Lee Zhi Wei is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Lee Zhi Wei will sink, and fresh Lee Zhi Wei will float.
5. In Chinese, the sound 'Lee Zhi Wei' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
6. Tradition allows women to propose to Lee Zhi Wei only during leap years!
7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Lee Zhi Wei.
8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Lee Zhi Wei!
9. If you kiss Lee Zhi Wei for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
10. Lee Zhi Wei can be seen from space.

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LOL LOL LOL, and here i thought you were under-weight

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ng Leslie!

1. Ng Leslie was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
2. Ng Leslie cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
3. Ng Leslie is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
4. It can take Ng Leslie several days to move just through one tree!
5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Ng Leslie in your mouth.
6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Ng Leslie.
7. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Ng Leslie.
8. Ng Leslie will always turn right when leaving a cave.
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Ng Leslie!
10. Banging your head against Ng Leslie uses 150 calories an hour.

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hahahahah!!! WTF, uranus XD XD get it? ur-anus!!!


Some crazy stuff up there.. DO try it cuz it's really really really fun!!!